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AFTER THIRTY YEARS OF ABUSE
EXCUSE ME I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE BUREAU OF AUTOMOTIVE REPAIR
THE BUREAU OF AUTOMOTIVE REPAIR'S ASSIGNMENT IS TO JUSTIFY IT'S OWN EXISTENCE
THE GOAL OF THE BUREAU IS TO
"TICKET THE JAYWALKERS AND LET THE MURDERERS GO FREE"
INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HELP IT'S SMOG LICENSED SHOPS TO DO A BETTER JOB OF HELPING THEIR CUSTOMERS, THEY FEEL THAT IT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO BEAT THEIR OWN CHESTS BY BUSTING SHOPS THAT ARE TRYING TO DO A GOOD JOB.
PERHAPS DURING A REALLY HARD DAY AND I FORGOT TO CHECK THAT PARTICULAR SYSTEM ON THIS VEHICLE (VEHICLE PASSED OUT THE TAILPIPE) THIS VEHICLE WAS AN UNDERCOVER VEHICLE THEY HAVE SENT TO ME TO SEE IF I WILL WILLING CERTIFY A VEHICLE THAT HAS A DEVICE MODIFIED ) ALTHOUGH THEY HID THE PROBLEM THE BEST THEY COULD TO TRY TO FOOL ME.
AND OF COURSE IF I DO CERTIFY THIS VEHICLE I AM NOT ONLY COMMITTING FRAUD AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA BUT I HAVE MADE FALSE AND MISLEADING STATEMENTS ,
IN ESSENCE "I AM A BAD BOY"
SO THE B.A.R. WAITS UNTIL THEY HAVE THREE SIMILAR VIOLATIONS THEN THEY COME DOWN AND ACCUSE YOU OF EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN AND TRY TO REVOKE YOUR RIGHT TO DO BUSINESS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
WHEN THEY FAIL (DUE TO A REALLY GOOD ATTORNEY) NOTHING IS EVER HEARD.
ONE WOULD THINK THAT IF THEY COULD NOT CATCH YOU DOING ANYTHING WRONG THAT THEY SHOULD AT LEAST GIVE YOU A GOLD STAR TO WEAR ON YOUR FOREHEAD AND A FEATHER FOR YOUR CAP. OR PERHAPS A BUMPER STICKER STATING
"MY SMOG STATION HAS BEEN CHOSEN AS THE SMOG SHOP OF THE MONTH"
WHEN THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL THEY PRINT IT IN THEIR B.A.R. REPORTER (THEIR OWN LITTLE MONTHLY FLYER THAT IS SENT ONLY THE AUTO REPAIR RELATED SHOPS) AND TITLE THE SECTION
"DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS"
RATHER THAN SHUTTING DOWN SHOPS THAT ARE COMMITTING FRAUD AND STEALING MONEY FROM CONSUMERS
(DID I SAY THAT ?)
PLEASE STAY TUNED --- MORE TO COME !!!
We have the DIAGNOSTIC TOOLS and the technological ability to properly diagnose your smog problems
(CORNER OF FLOWER & JEFFERSON -- BEHIND FELIX CHEVROLET)
TELEPHONE (213) 747-4645 ASK FOR EDDIE
AND AT 9000 SUNLAND BLVD.
SUN VALLEY CALIFORNIA
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PHOTOCHEMICAL SMOG IS WHAT LOS ANGELES HAS PLAGUING ITS BLUE SKIES
THIS TYPE OF SMOG IS CAUSED BY THREE INGREDIENTS
1. HYDROCARBONS=UNBURNED FUEL-CREATED ANYTIME ANYTHING IS BURNED
2. OXIDES OF NITROGEN=CREATED BY HIGH TEMPERATURES OF COMBUSTION
3. SUNLIGHT=CAUSED BY THE CREATOR
TO MY DISGUST UNDER THE GUISE OF WHAT THEY CALL PROTECTING CONSUMERS
(BEATING THEIR CHESTS)
FINALLY CALIFORNIA HAS A PROGRAM THAT
(IF THE LEAVE THE HONEST SHOPS ALONE TO HELP THEIR CUSTOMERS)
WILL HOPEFULLY ADDRESS AT LEAST TWO OF THESE CAUSES BECAUSE IF WE DON'T FIX THIS PROBLEM SOON WE MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE THIRD CAUSE............... SUNLIGHT